April 23/09 12:09am

Peanut chased me four times tonight...in the last 6 minutes. I walked across the living room, i could here midget tramoling. I looked behind me and there was Peanut wide eyed and auctioned fanged. I walked to the kitchen...pitter patter. i walked from the kitchen to the front door...pitter patter. I walked from the front door to the bedroom........you get it. We got in the room and i put in my headphones, I live in a building with pre-hospice clients and 14 year old parents of two. So i I've got to keep it shut. Meanwhile..i revive to hear loud snap, crackle, popping. I look down and see Peanut prancing around on an empty cheesie poofs bag. i leaned over to grab it from his mouth. i grabbed the bag.....he never let it go. it was tug-of-war, picture...ferret hiding under table.....intoxicated girl leaning over the edge of the bed.....ferret being stronger than girl.....girl on ground......girl is ashamed of herself.....peanut 1 girl - 13