April 23/09 12:55am

So a friend asked her friends how to naturally induce labour. these were their answers...SEX! I've heard Castor Oil and spicy food work. honestly, nothhing works unless your body is ready! Sorry hun...I heard Castrol oil and some ruff sex. rasberry leaf tea, stick like 4 tea bags in 1 cup and let it sit for an hour, warm it up then drink it all! worked for me twice! it's gotta be rasberry leaf not just plain rasberry. four wheel driving. castol oil and sex :) bumpy roads! Ummm haha it may sounds funny...but it's so true HAVE LOTS OF SEX. Chris and I did on my last week pregnant and I went into labour 2 days later. Love ya girl! yup sex it is...sum chemical in the jiz that brings on labour...people suck!....but the last one definetly made it all worth it.

April 23/09 12:36am

I went outside for a smoke. the wind was blowing and i never felt alone. i was facing the door in case i needed to get inside quick. as instant as i looked behind me i was getting crushed between the doors and the outside world. faces of the dark, rotten and burned, bodies of wilthered, disordered and wild. in the front doors, alone. i walk through my doors pickup Peanut. i brought him to his cage cause he was lying on the floor, tired. a peircing pain cuts through my throat. i lay there awhile, my left foot twitching. standing at Peanuts cage to put him to bed for the night. neon lights shot from the front to the back of my eyes. my eyes shook from left to right...about 12 times a second. the pain of a sharp stick being driven through the middle of my eyes awoke me.

April 23/09 12:09am

Peanut chased me four times tonight...in the last 6 minutes. I walked across the living room, i could here midget tramoling. I looked behind me and there was Peanut wide eyed and auctioned fanged. I walked to the kitchen...pitter patter. i walked from the kitchen to the front door...pitter patter. I walked from the front door to the bedroom........you get it. We got in the room and i put in my headphones, I live in a building with pre-hospice clients and 14 year old parents of two. So i I've got to keep it shut. Meanwhile..i revive to hear loud snap, crackle, popping. I look down and see Peanut prancing around on an empty cheesie poofs bag. i leaned over to grab it from his mouth. i grabbed the bag.....he never let it go. it was tug-of-war, picture...ferret hiding under table.....intoxicated girl leaning over the edge of the bed.....ferret being stronger than girl.....girl on ground......girl is ashamed of herself.....peanut 1 girl - 13

April 19/..9:31pm

"When people go to facebook i just wonder about how many times each person hits home"
"There are two types of people. The ones who say they are always there, no matter what and the type that seems like they have no heart. When something so terrible happens and you just need to talk or be calmed down, and the one person there to hold your hand is type b, and the one who said they would always be there is not there, just like they never were."
"I want to get a tattoo of stickman on the bottom of my feet, just to show how much i hate skinny people."
"Tommorrow is April 20th and I'm wondering just how many people on facebook will have the same status as each other."